Recipes for people who can’t cook

Listen, this is my truth: I hate cooking. I am bad at it and I do not enjoy it as an activity and I am frankly never going to, and that is fine! I do, however, need to feed myself and contribute some amount of cooking labor to the household. Here are the recipes that are simple and very, very hard to fuck up. My main rule for recipes is that if the word “meanwhile” appears I close the tab.