Some Stuff That I Rub On My Body Sometimes

In medicine they refer to patients who don’t do what they’re told as “noncompliant.” I am a compliant patient and a noncompliant beauty! If I use moisturizer four times a week I am winning. But here are all the things I am delighted to rub on my body when I remember.

If you’re prone to nausea, redness, itching or are *vaguely* worried about endocrine disruption (even though you already ruined your endocrines wearing Jessica Simpson edible body lotion in 2004) then this is the list for you.