crime pods for freaky gurls

My husband still doesn’t understand why I need to be a little bit scared to fall asleep. And I don’t think he ever will!

But if you do, come on in cutie.

These are the pods I like because they’re nuanced and odd and don’t laboriously describe lacerations on angelic dead women.

I never want to hear “her smile lit up a room” again, okay!?

And I never really did.