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Here’s Why I Decided to Buy InfoWars

Here’s Why I Decided to Buy InfoWars

A satirical opinion piece written from the perspective of Global Tetrahedron's fictional CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder about acquiring InfoWars.

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“One of the funniest sentences I come back to any time I need to laugh is written by the fake evil CEO of The Onion’s fake company buying InfoWars: With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, [InfoWars] strive[s] to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal.”
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