good stuff to say 🤡
there’s a lot of stuff you could say but this is the good stuff
i used to feel dumb for asking what something was mid-con... more
i am a bonkers girl through and through. occasionally sub... more
so much better than yikes or oof
(gender notwithstanding) let’s all do more wishful thinking
HEAVY on the g. because i’m
a. italian, and
b. raised... more
perfect way to describe the largest city in a very small,... more
exactly three tomatoes. important for emphasis
using this is me choosing violence because you’re putting... more
best said when things are actually very serious (to break... more
the cunty host of traitors australia said this in an epis... more
i am but a rockette flown out to a naval port putting on ... more
funny way to decline an invitation “she said no :(“ or ex... more
to my 8 week old after i change his diaper at normal spee... more
bad smells should be fun too
best for small wins: when someone brings me a snack, when... more
not to be confused with betty spaghetty
reference an iconic commercial while making an excellent ... more
works for dog, cat, or baby. just feels really good to po... more
when they’re wrong but you can tell they really tried
when my husband passes me and i want a lil kiss
to sound like a horse race commentator as you leave the h... more
because you read the news
when something tastes really minty
for equal representation
midwesterners are onto something here
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