clownmommy
@clownmommy
clownmommy
honk honk mamacita here to clown around. even more words on substack if you can believe it
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as a currently breastfeeding mommy i am perpetually searc... more
goodbye sugar ray summer, hello twin peaks fall. we’re da... more
i used to feel dumb for asking what something was mid-con... more
using notes like twitter in 2012 because i’m pretty sure ... more
gassing up my latest substack here for my hot mommies <3 ... more
honestly, almost any song by jessica simpson is underrate... more
i am a bonkers girl through and through. occasionally sub... more
adults is gen z new girl and that’s the highest praise i ... more
i know this might be controversial but i do NOT want a li... more
so much better than yikes or oof
literally recc’d this combo an hour ago then made a prote... more
i love big ass scrunchie and everyone loves big ass scrun... more
the best part of pregnancy is creating life. the worst pa... more
the best thing my mom did was raise me on N.E.R.D. my fav... more
mega underrated!!! why does it give me chills
elite flavor combo. my sister makes a bombbbb dark chocol... more
there are certain songs where i could literally dance out... more
funny AND sexy??? my favorite kind of track
a song better than the movie it was created for tbh
god this song is so f*cking epic!!!! listen to it in the ... more
in my mind and my heart aaron taylor-johnson does in fact... more
not “what we’re gonna do is dance” but “BASICALLY, what w... more
10000000 points for both title and song. came on randomly... more
yes the main character is lauren conrad but the secondary... more
shoutout to the placebo effect perhaps?? i started doing ... more
despite the shameless rip off of Secret Lives of Mormon W... more
GO TO THE FAIR EAT FRIED OREOS GET A PIÑA COLADA ICEE SWE... more
every morning pre-pregnancy i dragged my mini trampoline ... more
sending a little text makes me feel alive. i’m not afraid... more