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everything i <3 for postpartum mommy life so far

as a currently breastfeeding mommy i am perpetually searc... more
gassing up my latest substack here for my hot mommies <3 ... more
the best part of pregnancy is creating life. the worst pa... more
imagine pushing the stroller wearing this shirt, some bag... more
don’t wait for your old shorts to fit again just buy the ... more
the only person who expects your baby not to cry is you t... more
we’re both living on the edge baby!!!
unsexy but so necessary for summer baby wearing (/year ro... more
every mom has a massive crush on a celebrity who was real... more
we are both a milk machine
been thinking a lot about this so i wrote a substack post... more
gateway balloon pant that’s extra summer friendly. the wi... more
really just my husband narrating what’s happening while r... more
mama? tired. mommy? wired.
top tier summer outfit combo. something about this vrg gr... more
whimsical. delightful. simple. this is the first thing we... more
pre-baby i did karaoke on the regular, whether we were ha... more
artipoppe who? this adds an additional pattern to the app... more
go ahead, look at me! seriously… i do not care. being mad... more

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