The perfect backpack doesn't exist??? I need to work out of the house more often, but carrying my 15-inch laptop in any kind of shoulder or crossbody bag is a no-go for my back. Would love something slim and classic without too many bells and whistles. Don't wanna look like I work on Wall Street or like I'm about to climb a mountain. Do wanna look cute and carefree, and like I'm ready to write the @#$* out of a newsletter. Also: Needs to fit a small water bottle, phone, wallet, and requisite sweet treat! Help!

//Thank you for all of these amazing recommendations! There are so many here that actually have me looking forward to a test-drive! Will report back once I've properly guinea-pigged myself!// Unfortunately, I have extremely low expectations, but I am once again asking for recommendations for a sunscreen that 1.) won't make my face look like an actual zombie 2.) won't make me feel like i'm wearing foundation and 3.) most critically, won't make me want to claw my poor watering eyes out for the duration of wear.