Mouse Delete-r Repeating Mouse Trap

“It feels wrong to include an instrument of death on this delightful website but this mousetrap is incredible. It’s a snap trap that resets itself so it can catch lots of mice and you don’t have to do a thing except empty the catch tray from time to time. It’s pricey, and with your first catch you’re gonna be like “I can’t believe I paid $150 for one dead mouse”, but soon it’s $75 per dead mouse, then $50, and at this point I’ve gotta be under $10 per dead mouse, which… is still a high price for dead mice! But a bargain for peace of mind. It’s a vigilant sentry you set and forget. It’s like, if you were in Aliens how much would you pay for one of those automatic guns they set up in that corridor in that deleted scene? More than $150, that’s for sure!”