Distressed Denim Nail Polish

“This is Sally Hansen's DISTRESSED DENIM, a steel blue with an aftertaste of royal blue iridescence. The magisterial labradorite is from an indoor antique mall in Glasgow, one of my favorite cities on this planet, my honeymoon destination and also the first place my mother and I coincided and traveled together after lockdown. We nearly got stuck there because we had to get COVID tested exactly 24 hours before getting on the plane back to the US and it was a Whole Thing to find an open testing center in Scotland on a Sunday, and when I told my therapist this story and she observed that Glasgow would be an absolutely dreadful place to get stuck I briefly reconsidered our whole relationship.”