Inglorious Buzzards Thermal Polish

“This is Death Valley's INGLORIOUS BUZZARDS, a thermal polish with iridescent flakes that turns purple-dark as it gets colder, sort of like if Lisa Frank was turning evil right in front of your eyes; I have learned a lot about my circulation this week. I got this magisterial Mexican fluorite orb in Sedona when I was in town for my stepsister's wedding; I suspect her name is Vanessa (the fluorite, not the bride; that's Caroline).”