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How to Describe Your Life Like a Sales Bro

How to Describe Your Life Like a Sales Bro

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    “A snippet: "...the stories we tell ourselves are dumb, but they’re mutable. We can literally just make them up! And you know who tells really great stories? The Sales Bro. The Sales Bro is completely overconfident but charismatic enough to make you think he’s just regular confident. He’s done this 'a million times' and 'knows what you’re gonna want.' He can describe a ridiculous upsell as obviously the thing anyone in your position would choose. He’s kind of skeezy until you wonder if his powers can be used for good… What if you set him loose on selling your life… back to you?" Keep reading at the link! And if you're not subscribed to the fabulous @Bree's Substack, then respectfully, you need to change that :)”

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