The Onion
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
A classic satirical article by The Onion written from the perspective of a horse.
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KatieFirst to rec“This joke is something I recommend.”
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James Kylstra““I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake.””
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Davis“"Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All day I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much." Read more here.”
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Meez Stephanie“This is clearly written by someone who knows horses. Adorable.”
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