Cometeer Coffee

“Hags have yet to try”

“Frozen coffee extracts delivered to your door. It’s so good, y’all. I don’t buy coffee from cafes anymore because I have better coffee at home. Protip, when heating water, leave it cooler than you would when making tea or a pour over, so you can more easily taste what is going on. Biggest downside is that I have to think of something else to buy when I want to hang around in a cafe.”

“I don’t actually get this monthly, just when I need to re-up, but I live alone so it takes me a while to get through, ymmv. this is a subscription service that sends you a box of frozen concentrated coffee ice cubes that you can keep in the freezer, and when you add one to boiling water, you get a cup of coffee that tastes freshly brewed. there are lots of roasters and varieties to choose from. I am a fan of Peak Season and Proud Mary, and Counter Culture is an obvious go-to.”

“Maybe you’re like me - a coffee lover with complex, refined taste - people like us make couple of Aeropress a day with fresh beans and a beautiful grinder. We’ve been to cuppings. Maybe you also have a bit of the old anxiety and haven’t been able to accept that coffee accelerates The Fear in its normal dose. So you reluctantly switch to making half caff coffee at home with one scoop of full caff beans and one of decaf. It tastes worse, but you feel better. Maybe you also like to keep an eye on your budget - One day I did the math and realized Aeropress cups were costing me between $3-4 per cup. Maybe you also have kids and when they are asleep, woe betide the parent that wakes them with the coffee grinder. Cometeer is a flash frozen cup of coffee that costs around $2 a cup. You just add hot water. They have half caff capsules that are decent tasting - that’s the best I’ll ever say about half caff - and have thus ticked all the boxes I needed to tick at this stage of my life. The Fear is lessened, the taste not fully compromised, the budget is reduced, and the kids stay asleep while I wake up. Highly recommend.”

“Mornings can be… foggy… during the newborn days. I knew I wanted a coffee routine that was easy to execute and made me feel like I was on vacation, even if only for a moment. For me, that was an iced latte. I bought a box of cometeer flash-frozen coffee pods (the best!!), some bougie nut milk from erehwon and Alfred’s vanilla syrup. Good glassware and a nice metal straw too. Takes all of 30 seconds to prepare and makes me feel human again and dare I say pampered? Bonus points if you keep those cheap Amazon eye masks in your refrigerator and throw a pair on every morning while you sip your coffee.”

“I enjoy a morning cup of coffee, but I’m not a ‘don’t talk to me before I have a cup’ kinda person. Also, I really didn’t want to have another appliance on my countertop, so this was the perfect solution. Also, the coffee is really good; it made me realize how crappy Starbucks coffee is.”

“Delicious, easy, different form factor (easy for single uses) coffee”

“flash frozen coffee… just pop a cube into hot water (or ice!) and call it a day. easy, efficient, genuinely good”

“Zero effort for amazing iced coffees”