The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Master philosopher, rule breaker, smile inducer. As Hobbes would say, “Life’s too short to follow all the rules””

“it doesnt get any better than this. we recently emptied out a storage unit and it made me very happy to pull this out of a box and put it back on a shelf where it belongs. it weighs a lot more than i remember but that may be because im an old lazy fuck now.”