Tampa

“Nutting by name, nutting by nature! Horny, Illegal, but very funny. Maybe you’re tired of the genre “Hot girls doing terrible things” but this is one of the best. A female middle school teacher grooms and seduces teenage boys in Florida! “I imagined Jack’s body made gigantic standing before me, the sun in the sky becoming the hot metal button of his jeans. If his enormous fingers reached down from the clouds and unbuttoned it, if his horizon-colored pants began to bunch and fall and his teenage sex of skyscraper proportions was freed, I would drive my car into his toe so he would kneel down to investigate and accidentally kill me when the sequoia-sized head of his penis came crashing through my windshield, all in the hopes that the last image seen before death is the backdrop to our eternity””

“🫢🫣ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! A gender swapped Lolita and it’s also somehow funny. No idea how this got published but Nutting is an incredible storyteller and I appreciate writers taking big swings and big risks.”

“The funniest book about pedophilia ever.”