Onion Goggles

“I'm constantly cutting onions...and pouring my eyes out, so I finally bought these ridiculous Onion Googles and they work so well. You can also use them as eye protection for garden and handy work; multipurpose!”

“Wear the gogs, slice the onions, save your eyes. Would a pair of ski goggles do the same thing? Maybe? But then you can’t say you own a pair of onion goggles, and what kind of life is that?”