Cut It With Kale

“This account brings me so much joy. Watching a woman with a great manicure pulverize the shit out of some frozen kale before putting it in the microwave and adding it to a takeout meal with elaborately doctored sauces is really healing for me. Aïcha is funny and possibly a genius. This also made me realize that I can add kale to basically everything?? I was just regretting not adding it to my butternut squash macaroni and cheese.”