High Boy Fit Jeans

“these are my yeehaw pants. do you have a modestly narrow waist and somewhat larger hips and thighs, such that finding a good pair of jeans that doesn't gap at the back or try to bisect you when you sit down is difficult, if not impossible? these may be the ones for you. honestly if i were squatting less these would fit me better but i'm not gonna stop squatting and i'm NOT gonna stop wearing these jeans!!”