Everyday Jeans

“Best everyday jeans”

“The dark Indigo wash means I have blue shit all over my hands, but it’s genuinely worth it because these jeans are dark enough to hide child-stains and chic enough to wear out to dinner with whoever still texts me from my past life. Pair with a black kitten heel/pointy toe situation, don’t wash them ever, repeat. *the Gen Z who work here are so fucking cool it hurts, and they were honest when I asked if these jeans give me a fupa/should I size up (apparently the answer is always yes these days.)”