French Diapering Liniment

“The one thing I’ve been sort of nutty about, as someone whose endocrine system is well and fully disrupted for good, has been going full hippie on any product that permeates this child’s membrane. My own body is a garbage can of Aquanet and Celsius, but the idea of exposing this new and precious person to even a secondhand gel manicure has been too much to bear (again, I am speaking from my soul here, not a place of medical authority, scientific acumen or judgment about how anyone else rolls their game.) I was trying to understand the landscape of “diapering options” when I happened to read this rec from the best and least momfluencer coded momfluencer @ROTTING ON THE VINE EMPORIUM , who has been French diapering her son and swore by it (as do, apparently, generations of French women, who despite- or perhaps because- of the smoking, and drinking, and eating baguette, and having affairs, are rarely wrong.) It’s a single step, unlike wipes followed by cream- a linament that cleans then seals- and one bottle lasts for a looong time. If it were appropriate, I would use it myself (and still may if you encourage me!)”

“Not just for babies. Saved my skin on multiple occasions.”