Aquaphor Healing Ointment

“Forever and always, she is that girl”

“much like hot sauce i put that shit on everything”

“big shoutout to aquaphor for always being there for me. new tattoo? put aquaphor on it. sunburn? slap some aquaphor on it! literally, chafing? believe it or not, aquaphor will help! i genuinely don’t know if it’s me just blindly loving this product but it feels like it can help with everything!!”

“Fav for lips, cheek bone enhancement or as eyebrow gel. Good for dry skin also.”

“lol my favorite facial moisturizer but also hand protectant, lip balm…the girls be telling me I’m “snailing.” I swear by it!!!!!”

“For kids, Aquaphor is pure magic. Rash, bite, cut ... it can cure most ailments.”

“It just feels good”

“hudson williams once said that this bodies the laniege lip sleep mask and that man was correct. don’t get fleeced by Big Lip! you don’t need them! you only need the realest, and don’t buy the lip formula. original petroleum only!”

“How many lip balms have you tried? Hundreds? Me too. After years of underwhelming moisture, too-glossy finishes, and way too much money spent, I’ve come back to Aquaphor for good. No more straying—this is it, forever. And just the regular Aquaphor, not the lip-specific version, that one’s too shiny.”

“I would say everything but Aquaphor is expendable.”

“perfect for my bag”

“get the big tub. do it”