Scrub Daddy

“I spent years avoiding gendering my sponge situation, despite having a natural attraction to smiley faces. I finally succumbed in the checkout line at Home Goods while buying dog toys. Scrub Daddy is tough at first but once you work with him he’s surprisingly pliable. And those human face parts aren’t just for show — they actually make it easier to squeeze and swoosh into tight spots. Kind of genius and honestly, one of the best sponges.”