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mary

@shalaby

mary

my name is mary

New York, NY

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22d
they deserve to feel pretty too
24dbeer
if a pervert hits on you, u flip it around and say ur mar... more
29d
hot
29d
if ur cute no one ever guesses its u
4w
she is so weird. i love her even tho she is weird.
4w
narrated by Obamna. lemme tell ya, those cuddle fish horn... more
5wbeer
joseph from koeppel subaru, you stole money from me. prep... more
5w
i was an english major…didn’t read a single book through.... more
5w
born two days apart. she is my will to live. i love her.
5w
easy, cute, and youthful but still classy. my go to for w... more
5w
bonus points if ur wearing capris. it just feels right an... more
5w
i don’t even know who this man is. he is both so frustrat... more
5w
my mom told me to do this. it’s so cute! no one does it a... more
5w
he will give you a big hug, take you to smoke a ciggy, an... more
5w
time of my fucking life. every time i do it. so awesome a... more
5w
it’s kind of my bed now. he is in the shower but lord kno... more
5w
who is gonna rob a moving target???? NO ONE!!!
6w
they glow red and then POP. blasting those things back to... more
6w
really nice guy. funny too! so happy to have him. he will... more
6wbeer
like YUMMMMMM I FUCKING LOVE LEMONADE AND BEER SO YEAH
6wpranks
so fun, especially with friends. did this to the boy i wa... more
6w
if ur lucky, you might just get to keep it! sorry @Bebe L... more
6wpranks
this will make it so u can get away with so many things! ... more
6w
i don’t care if it’s bad. it hurts sooooooo good mama mia... more
6w
those are his. not mine.
7w
useful in many different conversations
8w
gatekept these for a year…time to share with the world. m... more
8w
my dog stopped being a capital C cunt w this thing on
8w
i can sniff this out like a damn pig sniffing out a truff... more
8w
self explanatory