being cute and farting in public

taking ugly photos of my dog

our oceans (netflix)

threatening ur mechanic w ur nunchucks

city of thieves

$8.99

my cousin hannah

two little braids

capri sun w a capri ciggy

texting ur landlord

putting pennies in ur loafers

breaking up with your boyfriend while your dad is in town

porch sitting

my roommate griffin’s bed

running home from the bar

lighting ticks on fire

my mom’s boyfriend Bill

shandies

prank calls

staining ur friend’s shirt ur borrowing

telling people u do hard drugs when actually u dont

itching bug bites

not doing ur mom’s boyfriend’s dishes

threatening to buy a gun

these damn glasses