Myan Aljets / Collections / Filed under: Corporate Survival Tactics

Filed under: Corporate Survival Tactics

Filed under: Corporate Survival Tactics

Silly things to do to survive corporate fuckery.

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Busysimulator.com

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Return-to-office Playlist

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“I don’t work here” desk sign

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‘I hope this email kills us both’ hat

$38

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Emotional support space heater

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Whisper “none of this is real,” when things get overwhelming

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Frozen Lee’s Coffee

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Bring house slippers to the office

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Using the retirement announcement email template for when I go on PTO

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Throwing in a “I’m just a baby,” when people ask me complicated questions or I’m unsure.

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Saying "none of my business" instead of the very judgmental thing I want to say

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