I’d like to create a negative space for just a second. What’s the one everyday inconvenience that makes you go full Joker mode? I’ll go first: having to do dishes before I can start cooking. I’m going to flip a table

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Marleah · Answer

Dripping toothpaste on my shirt: Why can’t I ever remember to brush my teeth before I get dressed? Now I have a ridiculous wet spot for all to see.

Karen Fischer · Answer

Loud noises: I really, really, really, really despise noise pollution. Nope.

Jim Biancolo · Answer

When the cord doesn’t quite reach: Especially when you’re vacuuming and the cord comes out of the wall and you have to go all the way across the room to plug it back in. The red haze descends. Also, vacuuming.

xdudx · Answer

STUBBING MY TOE ON THE EXACT SAME PART OF MY COUCH OVER AND OVER: The pain, yes. But the shame, also yes.

Amy · Answer

Getting a piece of my clothing caught on a drawer knob: Whenever my clothing catches on a drawer’s knob and then my clothing gets yanked when I move because I don’t notice that I’m stuck - I let out a very irrational internal scream.

Sarah · Answer

Carrying things that belong upstairs downstairs and things that belong downstairs upstairs: I do this... all day long? The bane of my existence. Makes me feel like Laura Ingalls' mom sweeping the dirt floor in On the Banks of Plum Creek - futile!!

Kel · Answer

Mystery smudges on my glasses: Take them off, use a microfiber cloth, put them back on again. Over and over forever.

Coco Quizon · Answer

Rainbow wheel of death when I’m saving a file: hasn’t happened in a while since I’ve upgraded and maxed out my set up but my favorite scenario used to be when it happened during rush projects I didn’t have time to back up.