Pot Pourri

“This is the perfect gift for the person you’d otherwise end up buying a nice bottle of wine or a candle for. A bag of potpourri with a 17th century recipe and a drop dead gorgeous aromatic fragrance that truly fills a room. Very unisex scent as well — the Aesop hand soap men in your life would fall to their knees for this! Does it look like owl pellets? Yes, but if it’s good enough for the pope, it’s good enough for me. My friend also uses it as a car freshener — smart!”