The Pope's Socks in Pure Silk

“I read about these perhaps a decade ago and never stopped thinking about them. Have I purchased? No. Do I still look at the tab biannually? Yes. Who wouldn’t want pope socks? But who actually does want pope socks? They’re the perfect desirable pair of socks you would feel awesome but also somewhat weird about. Pope socks, at your service.”

“Few people know that the Pope's attire includes distinctive socks, part of a centuries-old tradition upheld by many Popes. This vibrant red is particularly striking and anytime I wear mine I know I will have a lucky day.”