NoseFrida The SnotSucker

“I'm so sorry but this actually works. Enjoy freebasing your baby while ensuring clear nasal passages!”

“Nobody told me babies are the most congested little buggers?? But this thing shockingly helps… like a lot. Plus there’s the dopamine hit of saving your kiddo from a monster booger. Pairs well with saline drops.”

“I still maintain that there is no better way to yank the boogers from a newborn than sucking it out yourself.”

“So gross, so satisfying”