Amber Teutonic Eau de Parfum

“A hot queer employee at a beauty store looked me up and down at the age of 25 and recommended this perfume to me. Didn't ask what I liked. Didn't ask a thing about me. Didn't offer any other recommendations. They were right. I wore it for a good 3-4 years and it's devastatingly discontinued now and I mourn it often.”