The Game of Life

“My kids love playing Life, but the rules of the actual game totally suck. Basically it is just the saddest game of capitalism, you win if you have the biggest pile of money at retirement and you incentivized to only take the highest paying job (doctor, lawyer). Our alternate rules are you have to have the coolest life and defend why it you should win at the end. You were a fashion designer who started a farm co-op? Pretty cool life. It doesn't usually result in an actual winner, but that's... also life?”