The Dry Brush

“Dry brushing is meant to be excellent for… I don’t remember what, but it feels so nice, like when a whiskery old dog falls asleep with its snout on your knee, and I swear it does give you a burst of usable energy. This brush has many bristles and a nice sturdy handle, and it’s nice to leave it on a table and have a friend say “what’s that?” and you can casually shrug “oh that? My dry brush. You don’t dry brush, Sandy?””

“I love this it makes me burn and feel fresh and so skinny is that bad to say”