Wayne's World

“Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy: Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out. Wayne Campbell: Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is. Stacy: Well, are you going to go to the Gasworks tonight? Wayne Campbell: No. Stacy: Don't you want to open your present? Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset. Stacy: Open it. Wayne Campbell: Ok. What is it? Stacy: It's a gun rack. Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. Wayne Campbell: I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net!”

“it’s just been a damn rough couple of weeks of being sick and work being the pits. a good laugh always relaxes the soul. also proven to relax your entire body for up to 45 minutes afterwards! my favorite laugh: Wayne’s World.”

“A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?”

“Me to my baby: if you’re gonna spew…spew into this.”