Birdie Visor

“I have beef with straw hats because you have to wear your hair down. But I don't want sweaty hair on my neck when it's hot out. I want to put my hair up in a ponytail. I usually wear baseball caps for this reason but their visors don't cover up my neck and shoulders. Am I alone here? I don't think so! I'm hoping this birdie visor will solve this lifelong dilemma, without making me look like one of those old ladies who carry everything in plastic bags and yell at children.”