Eagle Brand Medicated Oil

“Shout-out to all the Asian grandmas out there whose aroma made your eyes burn a little. You know that joke in My Big Fat Greek Wedding about the Windex fixing everything? This is the Asian equivalent. Can't breathe? Rub this under your nostrils. Achey back? Dab this on. Want to blind your enemy? Just a splash to the retinas. I love this shit. Hurts so good.”