Erling Haaland Shopping for Western Wear

“I know so many of us are bewitched by Erling Haaland’s enthusiasm and display of secure masculinity. Even if you don’t care about soccer or love a different team, this video will lift your mood. Think of your favorite shopping montages in movies, only the star is a giant Norwegian man on the prowl for a seasonal wardrobe of Stetsons. We need more of this type of chaotic good in the world!”

“I’m obsessed with this man”