Moose Tracks Ice Cream

“If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life, it might be this. In fact, this was my grandma’s primary daily sustenance for years. It is the supreme ice cream. The chocolate has this incredible bittersweet balance that you don’t imagine to be possible from a grocery store staple. I am a member of the online fan club which earned me some free stickers in the mail lol. Consider yourself lucky if you live in a Kemps distribution zone because they make the best version, but the flavor is licensed nationally so you can procure basically anywhere.”

“Moose tracks ice cream is so amazing that I completely forgive the dubious name. If you need to pump it up a little extra (heartbreak, didn’t get the dream job, PMS, Trump saying words), its very extra, marshmallowy cousin, Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food, is also excellent, but ain’t nothing like the real thing, imo.”