Diet Coke

“my fav drink”

“Love how Claire Simon calls this “a fridge cigarette.” Sometimes you need one now and again!”

“Some afternoons you just need a fridge cigarette!”

“Pry it out of my cold dead hands”

“Fridge cig”

“canned or fountain exclusively”

“As a caffeine lightweight, the best feeling in the world to me is 1/3 of a Diet Coke. Perfect amount of alert without the jitters or fear, instant flow state in whatever I’m doing, and a giddiness overtakes my demeanor. It’s gotten me through many work shifts, and the best part is, when it wears off, there’s 2 more thirds to get through. I’m fully aware that many will need more than 1/3 to achieve the same effect but to me, this is bliss in a bottle.”

“self-explanatory”

“I think fridge cigarette was how the universe always intended us to engage with Diet Coke. The real ones know they taste better straight from the can.”

““Fridge cigarette” slays me on a quarterly basis”

“nothing hits like a freezing cold DC”

“Yes please”

“Dare I say, the perfect hit? 7.5oz of ice cold, canned aspartame. The espresso shot of soft drinks.”

“I can't quit you.”

“The OG fridge cig. Nothing better for mid-afternoon. ILY DC.”

“The best”

“No explanation needed”