Bond Clutch

“There comes a day in every freaky girl’s life when she looks around her freaky girl home and- crushed by adult woman expectations, which come for even the freakiest girls- she realizes that she does NOT own: *a nude bra *black slacks *a pair of good sturdy shoes *a car, a bike, not even a Metrocard …but she does own 77 vintage bags in shades from hospital peach to iridescent lapis. Will she amend her ways? No- the hunt for “staples” will yield even more brooches shaped like lava! But she will buy a black clutch and place it atop her fire place, regarding it as her final resting place and making sure everyone knows that she already has an urn!”