Swim Skirt

“As a kid, I’d see TV or Kathy cartoons where the women freak out about finding a bathing suit and think “calm down and get a fucking life!!!” But here I am, three decades later, and I’d generously describe my feelings about swimwear as “complex.” I wanna feel like a freak on the beach and a lady in the sea- or something. I don’t know WHAT I wanna feel, but this set- especially the ingenious swim skirt, which is both a wedgie-maxxing bottom and a conservative yet flirty little skirt in one- makes me feel it. This is a custom Tiffany blue, and I’m gonna wear it til the wheels fall off this train.”