2005 Nissan Armada

“I own one of these big machines, and it is truly wonderful. Sure, it’s got an early 00s “plastic fantastic” interior, but it’s a very spacious and useful area. Capable 4x4 for any crazy adventures and an uber-powerful V8 that gets absolutely no gas mileage. Prices average ~$5,000 these days. Do I recommend? Of course!”