Real Mayonnaise

“Yeah fight me. This is the only mayo you need. It's a bit trashy. It's a working man's mayo. It's got great flavor. Fuck Hellman's. Fuck Miracle Whip. Fuck your fake aioli. Here's a controversial take; Fuck Kewpie (The American version).”

“I used to work with a South Carolina chef who accepted no other mayonnaise. He made me a Duke’s convert.”