Hip Bag

“This is about the bag, and also not about the bag. Molds perfectly to your side. Nice Velcro front pouch for quick things. Hidden inner-zipper pocket for secret bits with a key hook. Mine got ruined by some sticky icky liquid substance, and I took on part-time job of rehabbing it back to its former glory. Was told by some haters to give up. Just buy another one. But no. I couldn’t. We can save it. I literally couldn’t. Only the new version of this existed. Smaller. Different shape. Zippers only. The perfect object was already in my possession. A childhood trauma of deep loss prevents me from letting go. We can save him. After a year and a half, experimenting with every chemical compound I could buy in this fine industrial nation, there was a breakthrough. You’d think I woulda written it down, but you get yourself in trouble when you try to think your way out of everything. There was hope on the other end of this solvent; air dried with the Colorado summer sun and baby blue skies. At least I could save something this time.”

“Stuffing a fanny-pack with things like markers, tape, multitool etc. You’ll never be without something you might need. Saw this on a rec a month ago and thought it smart!”