Why is Everyone Talking About Gabby Windey Right Now?

“"I have business hours. What are you doing, calling me after 3 p.m.? I've lost all my confidence. I've just had lunch. I'm lethargic. I've been exhausted since the moment I woke up. I need a break. You want to have a creative call? Over my dead body. Send me an email with Google Slides. You want to have a FaceTime at 9 p.m.? I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a dull chopstick. I don't think so.” Gabby Windey is an icon. I can see it now… Recs for cigarettes and anti-depressants and feminist literature.”