Squatty Potty

“The science has spoken.”

“file this with the bidet rec—don’t think too hard and psych yourself out. i literally guarantee it will make your life better. get out of your head and onto the squatty potty!”

“Yes, really: It’s as life changing as people say it is.”

“Pair this with being able to look out the window while you go #2… perfect. Bonus points if you leave your phone OUT of the bathroom and read a magazine if you have to read something…”

“going to someone else’s house without a bidet OR a squatty potty? absolute nightmare”