Concrete Banana

“You know who will delight in this and who will hate it. Use your discretion. Also comes in “banana bread.””

“Two words I’d never think to put together but somehow fit. Smitten.”

“More on making your house weirder and cooler than other peoples houses. Years ago, I’m talking like 15 years ago, I thrifted a cement basket filled with cement fruit made in Mexico. My parents were like wtf is a 21 year old going to do with that piece of Mexican folk art that weighs like 50 pounds? Plus I think they thought it was genuinely ugly. Well jokes on them. I kept that basket in storage for 14 years till I finally moved into a home that could accommodate its greatness. In the saddest moment ever the basket broke in our move and I was devastated. However, I decided that was just an excuse to have cement fruit scattered around my home. There is a cement mango on my dresser, a cement banana on my husbands night stand, a cement peach on the shelves in my den, a cement persimmon on my kitchen island and a cement papaya on my porch. This company is making two versions of a cement banana, both are cool as heck but I think the overly ripe one really sticks the landing you know. Get one. I dare you.”