Monster Energy Zero Ultra

“Yeah it's a fucking meme but do I love it. I saw the Diet Coke making the rounds around here saying it's like a fridge cigarette but in my opinion, it's too classy — a guilty pleasure cigarette has to be a little bit trashy. That's where the Monster comes in. Also good caffeine content. Ol' Reliable.”

“One of the worst things I brought into my life from the Army: white monster addiction But give me one of these a day and I can give you the world. Nothing can stop me when I have one of these in my hands lmao”