Love Island

“i don’t watch much reality tv but every summer i binge this. UK !!! but also US (as of more recent seasons)”

“not a show, a lifestyle. the us version, classically, has missed the point by making the show TOO entertaining. i am not interested in spicy challenges, or dramatic games, or celebrity visits. i watch love island for the same reason i watch fish swim around in a tank; because it relaxes me to see beautiful imprisoned creatures live out a sisyphean nightmare. it's not summer until i'm parked in the air conditioning watching stonefaced while 15 bikini-clad children move between the same 5 sets and have the same conversation 500 time and stare off into space and sometimes kiss. love island uk for life”

“Everyone is watching Love Island USA right now but is anyone here watching the UK season? I have no one to talk to about it so hmu! ⬇️ need all your thoughts and tea”

“It’s gonna be a long, hot, summer.”

“It just isn’t summer without watching 6 million hours (approx) of a bunch of proper fit british 20 year olds pulling each other for a ‘chat’ and ‘putting in the graft’ while laying by the pool.”

“what Hannah said!”