Wellness Formula

“weak immune system, this helps”

“tastes absolutely vile and smells worse, but it’ll cure what ails ya.”

“invincible stuff”

“I swear by these. There’s a liquid version that also includes the traditional Chinese herbal complex Yin Chiao, that is also amazing.”

“Take this on cold onset! It reliably shortens and lessens symptoms 70% of the time. The tablets are better but taste awful. That’s how you know it’s good.”

“I don’t pretend to understand the magic of this. I don’t even care if it’s entirely a placebo effect… it works. The second you feel that prickly throat, flushed feeling take this as directed and you shall be saved. You’re welcome.”

“These are horse pills (they are enormous) but they sure do work. I also take the liquid remedy daily to stave of colds, etc. I’m a kindergarten teacher so I know what’s what.”

“every time I start to feel a little tickle in my throat I start a regimen of these like it’s my job and I swear it helps”

“IYKYK”